9. Since when did Heaven start dropping semi-naked men?
This one comes with a huge bath towel.
10. He is enrolling for the military next month.
This is how he trains every day.
11. One should practice in a safer place first, right?
This is a smart choice, to begin with, as the sea is dangerous.
12. His curved pink boots are the highlights of the day.
If he isn’t wearing this for a show, he needs help.