Being single is one of the most amazing things anyone can do. You know why, because you’re not tied down to a person, or you don’t have to feel guilty every time you get a little selfish about what you want. Not saying that being in a relationship is a bad thing though, I think that kind of bonding should only be kept when you’re sure that you wanna marry that person, just saying!
By the way, there are some downsides to being a single too, one of them being the third wheel to your friend and his/her annoying Girlfriend/Boyfriend. It’s the most dreadful situation, you have to share your friend with another person, plus you gotta see them do all that cuddly things making you feel left out. No matter how smart, intelligent or hot you are, if you’re a third wheel, nothing is at your advantage. Here are some of the most amazing examples.
1. “I have a mouth to kiss too, it’s a bottle of Chardonnay”.
Well, that ain’t Chardonnay, but who cares anyway!
2. Salute to you man for sticking with your friend till the end.
After this, it’s going to get even bigger.
3. He and his bucket hat know it all.
Is his smile the personification of his pain?
4. She must be like, “At least I don’t have to play dumb”.
Trust me, girl, you are better off that way.